Detox And Cleanse Your Colon For Health And Long Life
So my work boss called today and i have to pass a drug test my tomorrow any suggestions?
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As a disclaimer, I am not a doctor or medical expert and in no way am I suggesting that anyone reading this should self-diagnose or start a detox program on their own without first consulting their doctor or medical practitioner.
The following is meant for information purposes only and is not meant to diagnose or recommend treatment to anyone. You should use caution when embarking upon any diet change, cleansing or detoxification program and you do so at your own risk.
With that said, the following is just my personal experience and recommendations of others who have dealt with the subject of detox and body cleansing. As a matter of fact, many thousands and perhaps millions of people before you have successfully rid themselves of harmful toxins and helped them improve their health through a proper detox.
The method of ridding the body of toxins and waste is known as a detox or detoxification. There are many different kinds of detox programs and some of them target specific organs such as the liver or the gall bladder.
A cleansing body detox is a great way to feel better and more rejuvenated. You can feel more energy, lose weight and cleanse the tissues and organs as well as give your digestive system a cleansing.
One of the most well known detoxing methods is the master cleanse otherwise known as the lemonade diet. It is basically a 10 day fasting during which you drink only fresh water with lemon juice, a small amount of pure maple syrup and a dash of cayenne pepper.
Many people have enjoyed the benefits of such a cleanse and you can too, provided you make sure you have checked with your physician or doctor to see if you have any precautions in doing so.
The health benefits are tremendous as you can rid the body of accumulated waste from the tissues and organs as well as the blood stream. We are bombarding our bodies with sugar, fats, alcohol, cigarettes, coffee and other harmful chemicals and products. Even if we do not drink alcohol or smoke, we are eating foods which might be de-natured or filled with fats and sugars and need to go on a fasting diet or a cleansing diet to get rid of some of these destructive elements.
Then there is the traditional juice fasting which has been done by many thousands of people to help cleanse and rejuvenate the body. Fresh vegetables and fruits are juiced in a juicer which separates the juice from the pulp and cellulose. A typical juice might be made from greens such as kale, spinach and parsley and a hand full of sprouts along with maybe a lemon and some ginger for punch. The lemon makes the juice even healthier and the ginger is anti viral and has healing properties as well.
But aside from maybe adding an apple or pear to a vegetable juice, keep the fruits and vegetables separate when making juices. Avoid the citrus juices and fruits.
A water fast is just fasting with only water being drunk. This allows for a real rest of the digestive system allowing for more toxins to be eliminated.
If you can, make sure to take a sauna, as a good sweat will help cleanse the skin and pores as well as get those toxins out of the body.
Some homeopathic and naturopathic physicians recommend detox kits with drops that you can take that help cleanse and eliminate toxins. Even women can notice that their cellulite starts to disappear when they clean out the toxic materials from their body systems.
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I know you posted this four days ago but to people who will read anyway this is good information.
Falsifying a drug test is a federal offense in most states, IN ANYWAY YOU CAN THINK OF. Taking pills, drinking solution, adding fake urine, replacing urine or altering temperature. IF they can prove ANY of those you get in BIG TROUBLE. FEDERAL TROUBLE.
THC is fat soluble and does not get out of the system rather quickly. Depending on your BMI (body mass index) it could take anywhere from five days to two months. Also depending on how long you have smoked and the concentration stored in your fat cells. If you are a casual smoker obviously you body does not retain as much THC in it’s fat. However if you have smoked for years… you’re looking at two months regardless of your BMI. I’m a skinny dude, smoked for 14 years and took over two months for me to be clean.
The best thing to do is drink a diuretic (cranberry juice) and take something that will aid in flushing your system’s fluids as well. This is not right before you go to take the test. This is in preparation a day or more prior. But if your urine is to clear they won’t accept the test. You would then want to exercise, as it increases your metabolism many thousands of percent. The higher your metabolism the faster you burn fat. You must drink lots of water during this process or you will get VERY SICK. If you take something like hydroxycut or some other weight-loss supplement. YOU ARE RUNNING A RISK OF HURTING YOURSELF IF YOU DO NOT STAY PROPERLY HYDRATED. You can dehydrate VERY EASILY while exercising and COMPLETELY FLUSHING YOUR SYSTEM. By the way… the exercising I’m talking about is like a full day (10 hours) of constant jogging/running/weight lifting. Not just a hour or so here. It takes A LOT of physical exertion to generate the need to burn that much fat. So be careful in the tricks people tell you.
Falsifying a test could land you in jail. Going overboard with flushing your system could land you in the hospital. Either way is pretty poor judgment and not full proof. You might just want to be straight up with your boss and see if an honest, sincere approach would work out for you best. It’s a hell of a lot better than lies that get you in jail or over exertion that lands you in the hospital.
shouldn’t of taken drugs.
your gonna have to pull a sickie
there’s no way your going to pass that test unless your put in hospital and having all your blood pumped out and someone else’s blood pumped in. then you’ll pass the test.
GOOD LUCK
Well considering marijuana stays in your system for approximately 30 days I have no suggestions except for if you have a job where there is random drug testing, dont do it in the first place.
You can try to dilute your urine by drinking tons of water so that you are nearly peeing almost every 30 minutes and your urine is clear. They will not be watching you, hopefully, so you can try to get some one Else’s urine into a container that is able to squirt like a syringe or something. Make sure the urine is warm if you get someone Else’s because they might feel it or there could be a heat sensor on the drug test. If your boss hands you a drug test that has a result key, for example it would list the drugs its testing for and would have white strips on it that are what test you, then you will have a good chance to successfully fake it. I would bring another container with apple juice mixed with water as well so if the est does have the result key on it you could pass the test. If they do not put a seal on the lid that’s placed onto your piss cup or dont make you sign that seal and then you fail the test, talk to someone in business or law and tell them you think your boss tampered with your drug test and therefore wrongfully fired you. I dont know if that will make a difference but it is worth a try, if it does work then you will have more time to get clean before the next test, and if it doesnt work then you find a new job.
If you dont think you can manage bringing in the fake piss then for a last resort take 4 aspirin 1-2 hours before, it has been shown to work on occasion and is worth a shot. Or just call in and say a family member has passed away from a heart attack and that you will be unable to show for a week. Then go to a store like GNC and buy detox and flush it out.
it is possible to pass, but its going to take some work that will not be fun haha. the chemical they are testing for is not actually thc or the cannabanoids, but actually the chemical after it gets processed in your body and then it stores in your fat cells. so since its in your fat cells, if you do cardio for like 4 hours then you should pass, running on a treadmill would be ok but if you could use an oliptical (spelling?) would be better because its a full body workout, a rowing machine would be good as well. needless to say you need to drink a lot of water as well especially the day of the drug test so that you flush out your kidneys, you could also spend 50$ on one of those detox drinks that from what i hear work pretty well
hey mate! fear not
okay well first of all you could always go online and buy the premade piss lol but it takes to long to get it tomorrow. as far as detox goes it’s too little too late. MJ stays in your system forever it seems. so detox won’t work. you’re best bet is to get a helpful (drug free) friend to help you out of this one. just get their clean pee and put it in a condom. now boil water. put the hot water into a thermal cup for coffee, tea, etc. next put the condom of clean pee into the cup of water. when you get to the testing facility take the condom out of the cup and tape it to your inner thigh. the heat of the water and your body will keep it warm. when you get to the bathroom just take it out open it up. put your buddys pee in the cup. flush the condom. you’re set! do this the day of the testing. if you get the pee too early it will crystallize and make it obvious that it’s old pee